The Pharaoh is invested by charlatans! All across Northern-Most Africa, peasants, no doubt of inferior intellect and ethnicity, barely more civilized than your average Welshman, are rising up against their most magnanimous leaders. First, French-Tunisia was embroiled by populist brouhaha, and now the King of Egypt himself is embattled by the most unruly and unseemly of rabble.
Once upon a time, the antique and terrifying magic of Pharaoh’s pyramids was enough to pacify and enslave the weak and infirm to his mighty will. But it appears that his spell has been broken, the people enraptured by some new spirit of “equality” or other modern nonsense.
And, during this so called ‘revolution,’ I believe the question on every-one’s mind has been, “And where exactly are the British?”
We here at Bowen and Sons have always felt it was criminally irresponsible for Britain to relinquish her control over her Imperial holdings and have maintained throughout our existence a constant stream of pleas to reassert her global authority. It was and remains inhumane to expect the African people to govern themselves. God Himself established the natural ruling hierarchy—Anglo-Saxons, Lutherans, the French, highly intelligent dogs, everyone else, the Irish, women—when Moses rendered upon the Israelites the White Man’s Burden. And since I’m quite certain that Egyptians eat their dogs, it is no wonder that, following the exodus of the British, they can find no one capable of governance.
By abandoning these people, the British doomed them to eternal strife, social upheaval and broad larceny. This is their mess and it should be they who clean it up. With Egypt Egypt