Once again our fine country is be-periled by an insidious threat from beyond the Atlantic! A. Einstein, a confirmed Semite, continues to insist upon foisting Old Testament notions of motion and energy upon the rest of the world. Not content with controlling the world’s banks, entertainers, and a vast network of copper mines, the Zionists now seek to control the very forces upon which we rely to accomplish even the simplest of tasks! What they hope to achieve with this newfangled skullduggery is only fit for conjecture, as few can penetrate the vast web of machinations contained within the Jewish mind. However, dear readers, rest assured that the upstanding, Christian-born men of Bowen and Sons will not rest until they have uncovered the vast racial conspiracy that must surely be brewing in Mr. Einstein’s Germany!
